Dandenong Theatre Company presents "Sweeney Todd"

[Stephen Oakes]

If you happen to have an evening spare this month, please come along and see
Sweeney Todd, opening on Friday 13th of April.

More information can be found here:
http://dandenongtheatre.org.au/shows/SweeneyTodd/sweeney.htm

and here:
http://dandenongtheatre.org.au/shows/SweeneyTodd/

and here:
http://www.theatrepeople.com.au/whatson/#Sweeney%20Todd

:-) Looking forward to seeing you all there.

--
Stephen Oakes

[ms.leebee]

Post by Stephen Oakes
If you happen to have an evening spare this month, please come along and
see Sweeney Todd, opening on Friday 13th of April.
http://dandenongtheatre.org.au/shows/SweeneyTodd/sweeney.htm
http://dandenongtheatre.org.au/shows/SweeneyTodd/
http://www.theatrepeople.com.au/whatson/#Sweeney%20Todd
:-) Looking forward to seeing you all there.

Really ?

Would you recognise any one of us ?

What if I came up to you and intrroduced myself to you when you were
chatting with a group of your R/L friends.
"Hi", i'd say
"I'm Ms Leebee from that internet chat group you frequent. Well, i'm here,
how are you ?"

And your R/L friends would disperse, looking at you distastefully.
An 'internet chat group' ? .... why, that's dirty porn talk with married
American men posing as teen girls.

And i'd feel shamed, unloved, and wishing i'd gone to see a mainstream
movie, alone, in the dark, in nowhereland.

The End.

[Tricia]

Post by ms.leebee
Really ?
Would you recognise any one of us ?
What if I came up to you and intrroduced myself to you when you were
chatting with a group of your R/L friends.
"Hi", i'd say
"I'm Ms Leebee from that internet chat group you frequent. Well, i'm
here, how are you ?"
And your R/L friends would disperse, looking at you distastefully.
An 'internet chat group' ? .... why, that's dirty porn talk with
married American men posing as teen girls.
And i'd feel shamed, unloved, and wishing i'd gone to see a mainstream
movie, alone, in the dark, in nowhereland.
The End.

LOL

[Andy]

Post by ms.leebee

Post by Stephen Oakes
If you happen to have an evening spare this month, please come along and
see Sweeney Todd, opening on Friday 13th of April.
http://dandenongtheatre.org.au/shows/SweeneyTodd/sweeney.htm
http://dandenongtheatre.org.au/shows/SweeneyTodd/
http://www.theatrepeople.com.au/whatson/#Sweeney%20Todd
:-) Looking forward to seeing you all there.

Really ?
Would you recognise any one of us ?
What if I came up to you and intrroduced myself to you when you were
chatting with a group of your R/L friends.
"Hi", i'd say
"I'm Ms Leebee from that internet chat group you frequent. Well, i'm here,
how are you ?"
And your R/L friends would disperse, looking at you distastefully.
An 'internet chat group' ? .... why, that's dirty porn talk with married
American men posing as teen girls.
And i'd feel shamed, unloved, and wishing i'd gone to see a mainstream
movie, alone, in the dark, in nowhereland.
The End.

Best.aus.music.post.ever.

[Lindsay]

Post by ms.leebee

Post by Stephen Oakes
:-) Looking forward to seeing you all there.

Really ?
Would you recognise any one of us ?
What if I came up to you and intrroduced myself to you when you were
chatting with a group of your R/L friends.
"Hi", i'd say
"I'm Ms Leebee from that internet chat group you frequent. Well, i'm here,
how are you ?"
And your R/L friends would disperse, looking at you distastefully.
An 'internet chat group' ? .... why, that's dirty porn talk with married
American men posing as teen girls.
And i'd feel shamed, unloved, and wishing i'd gone to see a mainstream
movie, alone, in the dark, in nowhereland.
The End.

Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap... That was good, ms leebee! :)
There's a play in there somewhere, just screaming to get out..
--
Scrap the 00 to post direct.

"We all should present legal cars. I'm embarrassed we've presented a car
that's ineligible." Mark Skaife, Chief Sook, HRT.12/11/04 (It must hurt
to say illegal!)

"Speed limit near schools lowered to 40 grams per student" - CNNNN

"It really doesn't matter if my wording wasn't 100% accurate." David Z

[Teddles]

Post by ms.leebee
And i'd feel shamed, unloved, and wishing i'd gone to see a mainstream
movie, alone, in the dark, in nowhereland.
The End.

Well said.

It's about time someone told this arty farty Stephen just to fuck off with
his advertising spam and leave us all the bloody hell alone before he get's
that play shoved right us his arse.

[Stephen Oakes]

Post by Teddles
It's about time someone told this arty farty Stephen just to fuck off with
his advertising spam and leave us all the bloody hell alone before he
get's that play shoved right us his arse.

No-one cares, woodsie.

--
Stephen Oakes

[Stephen Oakes]

Post by ms.leebee

Post by Stephen Oakes
If you happen to have an evening spare this month, please come along and
see Sweeney Todd, opening on Friday 13th of April.
http://dandenongtheatre.org.au/shows/SweeneyTodd/sweeney.htm
http://dandenongtheatre.org.au/shows/SweeneyTodd/
http://www.theatrepeople.com.au/whatson/#Sweeney%20Todd
:-) Looking forward to seeing you all there.

Really ?

Yes!

Post by ms.leebee
Would you recognise any one of us ?

No!

Post by ms.leebee
What if I came up to you and intrroduced myself to you when you were
chatting with a group of your R/L friends.
"Hi", i'd say
"I'm Ms Leebee from that internet chat group you frequent. Well, i'm
here, how are you ?"

I don't know what R/L means, but I'd be absolutely delighted to meet you!

Post by ms.leebee
And your R/L friends would disperse, looking at you distastefully.

You haven't met many theatre people, have you!?

Post by ms.leebee
And i'd feel shamed, unloved, and wishing i'd gone to see a mainstream
movie, alone, in the dark, in nowhereland.

:-)

Well, that's your problem, I'm afraid!

--
Stephen Oakes

[ms.leebee]

Post by Stephen Oakes

Post by ms.leebee
What if I came up to you and intrroduced myself to you when you were
chatting with a group of your R/L friends.
"Hi", i'd say
"I'm Ms Leebee from that internet chat group you frequent. Well, i'm
here, how are you ?"

I don't know what R/L means, but I'd be absolutely delighted to meet you!

R/L = "Real Life"

Post by Stephen Oakes

Post by ms.leebee
And your R/L friends would disperse, looking at you distastefully.

You haven't met many theatre people, have you!?

MLOC, I think they were known as. Like CLOC, but from the MP.

[Stephen Oakes]

Post by ms.leebee
MLOC, I think they were known as. Like CLOC, but from the MP.

MP? You've got me again.

I once performed with MLOC.

--
Stephen Oakes

[ms.leebee]

Post by Stephen Oakes

Post by ms.leebee
MLOC, I think they were known as. Like CLOC, but from the MP.

MP? You've got me again.

Mornington Peninsula.

[John]

Post by Stephen Oakes
If you happen to have an evening spare this month, please come along and
see Sweeney Todd, opening on Friday 13th of April.

How odd is his manner?

[Lindsay]

Post by John
How odd is his manner?

Stephen's? Yeah, he can be a bit strange at times.
He doesnt like being beaten by logic and facts, so he has a hissy fit
every now and then, but otherwise, he's bearable.

:)
--
Scrap the 00 to post direct.

"We all should present legal cars. I'm embarrassed we've presented a car
that's ineligible." Mark Skaife, Chief Sook, HRT.12/11/04 (It must hurt
to say illegal!)

"Speed limit near schools lowered to 40 grams per student" - CNNNN

"It really doesn't matter if my wording wasn't 100% accurate." David Z

[mindesign]

All I know is: Done well, this is a bloody brilliant show

Steve - Kilmore

Post by John

Post by Stephen Oakes
If you happen to have an evening spare this month, please come along and
see Sweeney Todd, opening on Friday 13th of April.

How odd is his manner?

[Stephen Oakes]

Post by mindesign
All I know is: Done well, this is a bloody brilliant show

One of the best.

--
Stephen Oakes

[Stephen Oakes]

Post by John

Post by Stephen Oakes
If you happen to have an evening spare this month, please come along and
see Sweeney Todd, opening on Friday 13th of April.

How odd is his manner?

I don't know about his manner - but his eye is odd!

--
Stephen Oakes

[John]

Post by Stephen Oakes

Post by John

Post by Stephen Oakes
If you happen to have an evening spare this month, please come along and
see Sweeney Todd, opening on Friday 13th of April.

How odd is his manner?

I don't know about his manner - but his eye is odd!

He only has one eye? :)

[Stephen Oakes]

Post by John

Post by Stephen Oakes
I don't know about his manner - but his eye is odd!

He only has one eye? :)

Hmm... I suppose you *could* take that interpretation from the song...

Generally though, he is played by an actor with 2 eyes.

--
Stephen Oakes

[P]

Stephen Oakes sounds like "Stevie Nicks" if you say it fast.

[Stephen Oakes]

Post by P
Stephen Oakes sounds like "Stevie Nicks" if you say it fast.

He doesn't look anything like her though.

--
Stephen Oakes

[P]

For me I don't think anything will surpass the recent Opera Australia
production of this show. However there is precious little Sondheim
performed anywhere so I hope this gets the support. Having said that, being
in the first few rows of a show in which knives and guns are flung around on
FRIDAY 13TH doesn't seem a particularly sensible idea...

[Stephen Oakes]

Post by P
in the first few rows of a show in which knives and guns are flung around
on FRIDAY 13TH doesn't seem a particularly sensible idea...

Well... there's only one gun... it is relatively unlikely to shoot anyone in
the audience... and the razors can only kill from close range. Really,
you're probably pretty safe.

Disclaimer: enter theatre at own risk

--
Stephen Oakes

[P]

Post by Stephen Oakes
Well... there's only one gun... it is relatively unlikely to shoot anyone
in the audience

Relatively unlikely! Phew, that's a relief.