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Australia more famous 7 Mining Pioneers desperate for their so well
deserved Australia Medals of Value, Australia Medals of Merit,
Australia Order of the Emu & Kangaroo, Australia Order of the Dingo
( Honni qui mal y pense ! ) , Australia medal of Australia, Australia
Star of the Southern Cross, Australia Warrior of the Rainbow !
Dr David Stuart Tyrwhill could barely hold his tears yesterday in
South Yarra, while invited by the Dean of Monash to deliver a lecture
on Aerial Survey leading to Discoveries of major Sulphide Deposits &
other types of mineral pregnant Gossans in Desert & other remote areas
through ONE TIME ONE HIT Dr Tyrwhitt / Dr Thomson / Dr Searls / Dr
Koehn / Dr Borner / Dr Barr / Dr Atkinson 's methods !
Look said Dr Tyrwhitt to the Dean, gentlemen of our kind and rightly
so Australia Mining Pioneers are very rare occurrences and as should
be cherished by the Nation at large indeed ! I have as well as my
colleague express clearly the way I went about in the discovery of the
Telfer Mine & I breaks my heart to realise that some miserable little
& ridiculous True Geologist, as he calls himself, is smearing us with
all types of innuendos & insinuations relative to our Outstanding
Discoveries in the Great Sandy Desert ! A MAN WHO NEVER EVEN WENT
THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE !
Dear David replying the Dean of Monash, take it easy, we the best
scientific minds of the Knowledge Nation, Australia, from the one
corner of our immense continent to the next, can assure you that we
can distinguish the wheat from the chaff, and as well as my colleagues
of Macquarie, Curtin, the ANU, we have studied with great attention
that marvellous book you wrote thanks to the support of those great
dedicated Mining Men of Newmont / Newcrest & BHP : DESERT GOLD , and
we hold for TRUTH what you said there ! Please repeat it for me again
with all that beautiful simplicity !
Then Dr Tyrwhitt : I SPOTTED THE SITE FROM THE AIR AND LANDED NEAR BY
IN THE DESERT TO TAKE SAMPLES:... and this is the way I wrote it in
DESERT GOLD ... word for word !!!
The Dean :
Marvellous ! Mighty Marvellous Sir ! I am completely enthralled by
that story .... I want you, if you please, to be the guess of Monash
University again on Equinox day 21st of March and impress all our
students with meeting a True Mining Pioneer, one of the 7 most famous
Australia Mining Pioneer of all time ! The Discoverers, alone against
the mighty power of the Great Sandy Desert, alone indeed with only a
pilot in that frail Beaver propelled by a small 600 SHP P & W turbine
engine over the immense expanses of unending sand dunes riddled by
treacherous spinifex hills every yard of it ....What courage, What
bravery, What gallantry ... and especially what outstanding Geological
awareness ...
I SPOTTED THE SITE FROM THE AIR AND LANDED NEAR BY IN THE DESERT TO
TAKE SAMPLES
Dr Tyrwhitt, YOU are really a Genius !
...by the way, what happened to that pilot ? errr, I suppose it was a
crash landing ?
Dr Tyrwhitt
Yes it was ... and that poor idiot was yelling murder after failing to
land properly and overturning the bloody thing after only a mere 2
yards .... He was upside down hanging in the braces with a broken
leg ... blood dripping from his nose !!!! I just finished him off out
of Humanity to shorten the man's suffering ... a kind of euthanasia in
a way ! ...I submitted in due course that moral issue to the boards of
Newmont at the time ( now Newcrest ) as well as our partner BHP and
they unanimously approved my initiative ! Further I had Her Majesty
's Permission to kill as well as the Smith & Wesson PPK going along
with it !
Monash Dean
I am impressed
Dr Tyrwhitt
Then, I set the Beaver afire to stop any quibbles from the pilot 's
family and set due West to walk with my samples to Marble Bar ... a
mere 200 miles away
Monash Dean
I am very impressed
Dr Tyrwhitt
We had of course already 1 ton & a half in Kalgoorlie from Turcaud 's
former expeditions and there were in custody to our Join Venture
partners : 1 ton from Anglo, 1/2 ton from WMC and 100 pounds from
Nemwont Pilbara Manage Bill Brook ... but Turcaud samples were no
good at all since those implied we had to deal with that greedy
bastard ... He was indeed requiring 1 % free carried interest from
us !
Monash Dean
Oh la la ! What a vulture ! What a rapacious & selfish individual !
Disgusting ! ...and how did you manage to get rid of such insatiable
glutton ?
Dr Tyrwhitt
Simply and thanks to Dr Robert Searls ' inspiration ! We got 2 small
mining Companies Narla & Day Dawn and make those in the confidence of
going to the site, peg & carry on work to prove the show Costeans,
diamond, percussion drilling, 10 of thousands of assays etc and then
to pass it back to us with a mere 5 millions paid under the table to
the directors ...as well as to the West Australia administrations &
West Australia Parliaments ( Premier, Minister for Justice , Minister
for Mines etc ) Hence the direct relation to that ravenous Turcaud was
severed for good ! They spent 800 000 Quids and passed it to us for a
mere 15 000 ! Please note the honesty of those people who kept to
their word !
Monash Dean
Marvellous ! I am more and more impressed
I SPOTTED THE SITE FROM THE AIR AND LANDED NEAR BY IN THE DESERT TO
TAKE SAMPLES !
I truly cannot stop repeating that beautiful concise account of your
discovery to me
... and what about Thomson .
Dr Tyrwhitt
Thomson rightly found Telfer Mine as well on a hunch by perusing over
some old II WW aerial maps ! He found that magnificent show in
following some theories of his ! In fact you have to fold those maps
at least a dozen times then cut them in ribbons ... put those ribbons
in a basket and in a blind choice pull a first ribbon ! This is where
the mine is ... and Thomson Theory worked perfectly ! However Thomson
after finding Telfer Mine sent Koehn instead ... but the hard work had
been done indeed
Monah Dean
I SPOTTED THE SITE FROM THE AIR AND LANDED NEAR BY IN THE DESERT TO
TAKE SAMPLES ...
Admirable ... I wish I was you, Dr Tyrwhitt
... and what about Dr Robert Searls 's of having discovered Telfer as
well
Dr Tyrwhitt,
Dr Robert Searls is quite correct on that one too ! In fact he found
Telfer in Mundaring, close to the weir on the Hills East of Perth !
That little Secretary of Mines as in fact a mean cunt ... he refused
to give us the 24 One hundred square Km Mines Reserves we required !
That was indeed corresponding to what Turcaud had discovered as the
potential of Telfer mine ... and instead grant us only 11 of the
total ! Bob was very annoyed but did not show up and thanks that lewd
snake r with a cheque 500 000 Quids !!!! That Telfer chap made Bob
lose his appetite over a full week end !!!
Monah Dean
I would understand that of course ! Please Sir, I know being someone
used to listed to people & hence having attained a great capacity of
comprehension, that something is upsetting you
Could you please open your heart to me, David ! May I call you
David ?
Dr Tyrwhitt
Certainly Dean, you can!
Well, considering all those contributions to the wealth of Australia
by us at Newmont then Newcrest & BHP, by us the 7 Mining Pioneers of
the Great Sandy Desert ... and Historical Ming Pioneers now to boost,
I AM VERY UPSET that NO medal of Honour has been offered & bestowed
to us by any of the successive WA or Federal Governments !!! I AM VERY
UPSET further that NONE of the successive Boards of Directors
Newmont : Newcrest or BHP have issued orders for our measurements to
be taken in view of casting full size bronze statues in remembrance
of us all ... in remembrance of our sacrifices for the country !
( barely holding back his tears and showing a brave face )
I am presently getting on with years and becoming more & more crippled
through my Parkinson condition, Bob Searls has terminal bone cancer,
Thomson is dying of cirrhosis, Borner is dead already, Koehn is mad
with Alzheimer, Barr has diabetes and as Atkinson he is in arm chair
with Potts disease ! What are they doing in term of showing respect,
gratitude & recognition to the best amongst us ( bursting now in
uncontrolled & pitiful wailing )
ARE THEY WAITING FOR US ALL TO DIE ???
Monash Dean
I am very sorry and moved by that tragedy ... You Dr Tyrwhitt & indeed
all 7 of yours, marvellous Great Sandy Desert Mining Heroes deserved
ALL THOSE MEDALS IN THE BOOK ...and all the more since they are really
dirt cheap !
We see you at Monash as agreed and I shall send you my limousine to
pick you up !
I SPOTTED THE SITE FROM THE AIR AND LANDED NEAR BY IN THE DESERT TO
TAKE SAMPLES
I SPOTTED THE SITE FROM THE AIR AND LANDED NEAR BY IN THE DESERT TO
TAKE SAMPLES
I SPOTTED THE SITE FROM THE AIR AND LANDED NEAR BY IN THE DESERT TO
TAKE SAMPLES
Mon Dieu, Mon Dieu ... comme c'est beau !
THE END
End indeed of that terrible & sad report brought to you courtesy of :
Sir Jean-Paul Turcaud
Exploration Geologist & Offshore Consultant
Mobile +33 650 171 464
Australia Mining Pioneer
Founder of the True Geology
http://www.tnet.com.au/~warrigal/grule.html
http://users.indigo.net.au/don/tel/index.html
http://members.iimetro.com.au/~hubbca/turcaud.htm
http://www.abc.net.au/rn/talks/bbing/stories/s28534.htm
deserved Australia Medals of Value, Australia Medals of Merit,
Australia Order of the Emu & Kangaroo, Australia Order of the Dingo
( Honni qui mal y pense ! ) , Australia medal of Australia, Australia
Star of the Southern Cross, Australia Warrior of the Rainbow !
Dr David Stuart Tyrwhill could barely hold his tears yesterday in
South Yarra, while invited by the Dean of Monash to deliver a lecture
on Aerial Survey leading to Discoveries of major Sulphide Deposits &
other types of mineral pregnant Gossans in Desert & other remote areas
through ONE TIME ONE HIT Dr Tyrwhitt / Dr Thomson / Dr Searls / Dr
Koehn / Dr Borner / Dr Barr / Dr Atkinson 's methods !
Look said Dr Tyrwhitt to the Dean, gentlemen of our kind and rightly
so Australia Mining Pioneers are very rare occurrences and as should
be cherished by the Nation at large indeed ! I have as well as my
colleague express clearly the way I went about in the discovery of the
Telfer Mine & I breaks my heart to realise that some miserable little
& ridiculous True Geologist, as he calls himself, is smearing us with
all types of innuendos & insinuations relative to our Outstanding
Discoveries in the Great Sandy Desert ! A MAN WHO NEVER EVEN WENT
THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE !
Dear David replying the Dean of Monash, take it easy, we the best
scientific minds of the Knowledge Nation, Australia, from the one
corner of our immense continent to the next, can assure you that we
can distinguish the wheat from the chaff, and as well as my colleagues
of Macquarie, Curtin, the ANU, we have studied with great attention
that marvellous book you wrote thanks to the support of those great
dedicated Mining Men of Newmont / Newcrest & BHP : DESERT GOLD , and
we hold for TRUTH what you said there ! Please repeat it for me again
with all that beautiful simplicity !
Then Dr Tyrwhitt : I SPOTTED THE SITE FROM THE AIR AND LANDED NEAR BY
IN THE DESERT TO TAKE SAMPLES:... and this is the way I wrote it in
DESERT GOLD ... word for word !!!
The Dean :
Marvellous ! Mighty Marvellous Sir ! I am completely enthralled by
that story .... I want you, if you please, to be the guess of Monash
University again on Equinox day 21st of March and impress all our
students with meeting a True Mining Pioneer, one of the 7 most famous
Australia Mining Pioneer of all time ! The Discoverers, alone against
the mighty power of the Great Sandy Desert, alone indeed with only a
pilot in that frail Beaver propelled by a small 600 SHP P & W turbine
engine over the immense expanses of unending sand dunes riddled by
treacherous spinifex hills every yard of it ....What courage, What
bravery, What gallantry ... and especially what outstanding Geological
awareness ...
I SPOTTED THE SITE FROM THE AIR AND LANDED NEAR BY IN THE DESERT TO
TAKE SAMPLES
Dr Tyrwhitt, YOU are really a Genius !
...by the way, what happened to that pilot ? errr, I suppose it was a
crash landing ?
Dr Tyrwhitt
Yes it was ... and that poor idiot was yelling murder after failing to
land properly and overturning the bloody thing after only a mere 2
yards .... He was upside down hanging in the braces with a broken
leg ... blood dripping from his nose !!!! I just finished him off out
of Humanity to shorten the man's suffering ... a kind of euthanasia in
a way ! ...I submitted in due course that moral issue to the boards of
Newmont at the time ( now Newcrest ) as well as our partner BHP and
they unanimously approved my initiative ! Further I had Her Majesty
's Permission to kill as well as the Smith & Wesson PPK going along
with it !
Monash Dean
I am impressed
Dr Tyrwhitt
Then, I set the Beaver afire to stop any quibbles from the pilot 's
family and set due West to walk with my samples to Marble Bar ... a
mere 200 miles away
Monash Dean
I am very impressed
Dr Tyrwhitt
We had of course already 1 ton & a half in Kalgoorlie from Turcaud 's
former expeditions and there were in custody to our Join Venture
partners : 1 ton from Anglo, 1/2 ton from WMC and 100 pounds from
Nemwont Pilbara Manage Bill Brook ... but Turcaud samples were no
good at all since those implied we had to deal with that greedy
bastard ... He was indeed requiring 1 % free carried interest from
us !
Monash Dean
Oh la la ! What a vulture ! What a rapacious & selfish individual !
Disgusting ! ...and how did you manage to get rid of such insatiable
glutton ?
Dr Tyrwhitt
Simply and thanks to Dr Robert Searls ' inspiration ! We got 2 small
mining Companies Narla & Day Dawn and make those in the confidence of
going to the site, peg & carry on work to prove the show Costeans,
diamond, percussion drilling, 10 of thousands of assays etc and then
to pass it back to us with a mere 5 millions paid under the table to
the directors ...as well as to the West Australia administrations &
West Australia Parliaments ( Premier, Minister for Justice , Minister
for Mines etc ) Hence the direct relation to that ravenous Turcaud was
severed for good ! They spent 800 000 Quids and passed it to us for a
mere 15 000 ! Please note the honesty of those people who kept to
their word !
Monash Dean
Marvellous ! I am more and more impressed
I SPOTTED THE SITE FROM THE AIR AND LANDED NEAR BY IN THE DESERT TO
TAKE SAMPLES !
I truly cannot stop repeating that beautiful concise account of your
discovery to me
... and what about Thomson .
Dr Tyrwhitt
Thomson rightly found Telfer Mine as well on a hunch by perusing over
some old II WW aerial maps ! He found that magnificent show in
following some theories of his ! In fact you have to fold those maps
at least a dozen times then cut them in ribbons ... put those ribbons
in a basket and in a blind choice pull a first ribbon ! This is where
the mine is ... and Thomson Theory worked perfectly ! However Thomson
after finding Telfer Mine sent Koehn instead ... but the hard work had
been done indeed
Monah Dean
I SPOTTED THE SITE FROM THE AIR AND LANDED NEAR BY IN THE DESERT TO
TAKE SAMPLES ...
Admirable ... I wish I was you, Dr Tyrwhitt
... and what about Dr Robert Searls 's of having discovered Telfer as
well
Dr Tyrwhitt,
Dr Robert Searls is quite correct on that one too ! In fact he found
Telfer in Mundaring, close to the weir on the Hills East of Perth !
That little Secretary of Mines as in fact a mean cunt ... he refused
to give us the 24 One hundred square Km Mines Reserves we required !
That was indeed corresponding to what Turcaud had discovered as the
potential of Telfer mine ... and instead grant us only 11 of the
total ! Bob was very annoyed but did not show up and thanks that lewd
snake r with a cheque 500 000 Quids !!!! That Telfer chap made Bob
lose his appetite over a full week end !!!
Monah Dean
I would understand that of course ! Please Sir, I know being someone
used to listed to people & hence having attained a great capacity of
comprehension, that something is upsetting you
Could you please open your heart to me, David ! May I call you
David ?
Dr Tyrwhitt
Certainly Dean, you can!
Well, considering all those contributions to the wealth of Australia
by us at Newmont then Newcrest & BHP, by us the 7 Mining Pioneers of
the Great Sandy Desert ... and Historical Ming Pioneers now to boost,
I AM VERY UPSET that NO medal of Honour has been offered & bestowed
to us by any of the successive WA or Federal Governments !!! I AM VERY
UPSET further that NONE of the successive Boards of Directors
Newmont : Newcrest or BHP have issued orders for our measurements to
be taken in view of casting full size bronze statues in remembrance
of us all ... in remembrance of our sacrifices for the country !
( barely holding back his tears and showing a brave face )
I am presently getting on with years and becoming more & more crippled
through my Parkinson condition, Bob Searls has terminal bone cancer,
Thomson is dying of cirrhosis, Borner is dead already, Koehn is mad
with Alzheimer, Barr has diabetes and as Atkinson he is in arm chair
with Potts disease ! What are they doing in term of showing respect,
gratitude & recognition to the best amongst us ( bursting now in
uncontrolled & pitiful wailing )
ARE THEY WAITING FOR US ALL TO DIE ???
Monash Dean
I am very sorry and moved by that tragedy ... You Dr Tyrwhitt & indeed
all 7 of yours, marvellous Great Sandy Desert Mining Heroes deserved
ALL THOSE MEDALS IN THE BOOK ...and all the more since they are really
dirt cheap !
We see you at Monash as agreed and I shall send you my limousine to
pick you up !
I SPOTTED THE SITE FROM THE AIR AND LANDED NEAR BY IN THE DESERT TO
TAKE SAMPLES
I SPOTTED THE SITE FROM THE AIR AND LANDED NEAR BY IN THE DESERT TO
TAKE SAMPLES
I SPOTTED THE SITE FROM THE AIR AND LANDED NEAR BY IN THE DESERT TO
TAKE SAMPLES
Mon Dieu, Mon Dieu ... comme c'est beau !
THE END
End indeed of that terrible & sad report brought to you courtesy of :
Sir Jean-Paul Turcaud
Exploration Geologist & Offshore Consultant
Mobile +33 650 171 464
Australia Mining Pioneer
Founder of the True Geology
http://www.tnet.com.au/~warrigal/grule.html
http://users.indigo.net.au/don/tel/index.html
http://members.iimetro.com.au/~hubbca/turcaud.htm
http://www.abc.net.au/rn/talks/bbing/stories/s28534.htm